WARNING:
Short Stories for Middle School Boys Only, Because Girls Have Cooties!
A hilarious and nostalgic journey back to the adventures of growing up along the Delaware River in the 1960s and 1970s.
Memories, Mischief, and Middle School Adventures
The Story Behind the Author
Gene J. Miller is the author of WARNING: Short Stories for Middle School Boys Only, Because Girls Have Cooties!, a collection of fifteen humorous and adventure-filled stories inspired by growing up along the Delaware River in South Jersey during the 1960s and 1970s. time-capsule with its 15 short stories with 14 separate themes. It fully reflects a time before technologies such as streaming television, the internet, computers, cell phones, X-Box, and TikTok became the preferred form of middle school entertainment.
After spending forty-four years working in public education from middle school through college, Miller brings a deep understanding of adolescence, storytelling, and the lessons that shape young lives.
The book began as a personal project for his grandsons, written to share the kinds of bedtime stories that capture the fun, mischief, and challenges of growing up. Each chapter blends humor, friendship, and real-life experiences from a time when childhood meant exploring outdoors, inventing games, and learning lessons through adventure. The stories invite readers of all ages to laugh, reflect, and remember a childhood that existed long before the world of technology.
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ABOUT THE BOOK
WARNING: Short Stories for Middle School Boys Only, Because Girls Have Cooties! is a collection of fifteen standalone stories that capture the humor, adventure, and challenges of growing up during the 1960s and 1970s. Set along the Delaware River in South Jersey, the book brings readers into a time when childhood meant exploring outdoors, inventing games with neighborhood friends, and learning lessons through real-life experiences. Each story offers laughter, memorable moments, and a glimpse into a childhood long before computers, cell phones, and video games filled everyday life.
Written with middle school readers in mind but enjoyed by adults as well, the stories blend hilarious adventures with meaningful reflections about adolescence, friendship, and growing up. At the end of each chapter, readers will find thoughtful life lessons designed to encourage discussion, reflection, and personal connection. Whether read by students, families, or book clubs, the book invites readers to experience a nostalgic journey into a simpler time where imagination, curiosity, and friendship shaped every adventure.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT MILLER PRESENTATIONS LLC
“A Book That Brings Back Real Childhood”
I didn’t expect to be pulled back into my own childhood so quickly. The stories reminded me of the freedom kids once had exploring outdoors and creating adventures with friends. Each chapter made me laugh while also reminding me of the simple moments that shaped growing up.
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Mark H.
“Nostalgic, Funny, and Surprisingly Meaningful”
This collection captures the spirit of growing up in a way that feels both entertaining and thoughtful. The stories are funny and adventurous, but they also leave you thinking about the lessons hidden inside each chapter. It’s the kind of book both young readers and adults can appreciate.
Jennifer Collins
“Perfect for Young Readers and Adults Alike”
The stories are full of imagination, curiosity, and the kind of harmless mischief that defined childhood before technology took over. It’s easy to see why students enjoy the adventures while adults appreciate the nostalgia of a different time.
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Michael R. Thompson
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Have a question about the book or interested in scheduling a presentation? Gene J. Miller enjoys connecting with readers, educators, and book clubs who want to explore the stories and lessons behind his work. From school visits to community discussions, each opportunity is a chance to share the adventures and memories that inspired the book. Use the contact form to reach out for speaking events, book inquiries, or general questions.